wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

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the fbi will never catch me


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science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

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I am happy. I think I really am. But then I get sad. And sometimes it overwhelms me how sad I can get.

Maria Joana (via barbieandken)

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quick personality test


say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

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I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.

note to self   (via ablogwithaview)

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How to turn bones…into boners.  Oh Myyy


Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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